Recently my roommate posted a map of the European Union on the refrigerator. I thought this was to enhance our geography skills. He quickly corrected me that this was infact to keep track of nationalities that he has conquered.
And how many has he penetrated in his conquest? The grand total of Member States that his member has entered? mmmmmmmmm...................................................................................................................................
That would be 3.
Clearly he has some work to do.
He may have to consider lowering his bid to some of the pre-accession States.... We hear they're desperate to gain entry. So is he. Clearly this is a meeting of the minds.
We have to ask; in the welcome pack of fucking useless information thrusted upon the new Brussels arrivals, does every x-pat man slap up the map and head to Place Lux in pursuit of the famous 27? We want to know.
